Silver Tongue

Mar 07

actualaster:

adulthoodisokay:

badjokesbyjeff:

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

fuck you, OP

This post took me out back and beat me within an inch of my life

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My face everytime i end a session on a cliffhanger

>:3c

catgirljohn:
“what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website
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catgirljohn:

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

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hongkong-97:

SNAKE SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

@chefpyro

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chocolatula:

i wanna do some gay dnd

>implying theres any other kind of DND

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autumnhobbit:

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got mesothelioma at claires

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chicksdigthekarkat:
“ so we were painting pumpkins for the zoo today
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chicksdigthekarkat:

so we were painting pumpkins for the zoo today

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