Silver Tongue

May 19

ginger-ale-official:

‪If I were The Godfather I would greet everyone based on my daughter’s schedule for the day. “You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s McDonald’s job interview”‬

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pettyblood:

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quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Foreshadowing

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It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Just Something That They Opted Not to Spoon-feed You Because It Would Be Obvious If You Thought About It For 20 Seconds

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It May Be a Plot Hole, But It Still Works In Terms of the Story’s Themes and Character Logic

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Okay, It Is a Plot Hole, What Are You Going to Do, Cry about It?

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All Works of Fiction Represent Constructed Realities and by Demanding a Lack of Plot Holes, You Are Improperly Importing the Rules of Objective Reality into a Subjective Creation that Must Be Judged Primarily on Its Aesthetic Merits

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Dude, Just Come-up With a Headcanon Like A Normal Human Being

I remember when people claimed the fact that ruby claimed to see rose quartz use her sword to shatter pink diamond was a plothole because bismuth explicitly made it so it cant shatter gems

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turing-tested:

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Im glad that homestuck 2 continues the longstanding tradition of focusing on jakes ass

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fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

starstuf:

fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

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Apollo??

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In the very recent past, bald eagles were a critically endangered species.

However, it seems more likely that Apollo is aware that he, as a bird, is surrounded by the bones of his direct evolutionary ancestors, i.e., the dinosaurs.

Blathers is also very aware of this, as he is also very a bird. 🦉 He considers the dinosaurs as his own distant family!

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mayor-less:

And so i wake in the morning

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And I step outside

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And I take a deep breath

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And get real high 

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then I scream from the top of my lungs

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