Silver Tongue

Mar 06

cosmicfriendsforever:
“ blueberriejelly:
“  He punches you into next week.
You find yourself going about your business a week later. Looks like you’re doing a little grocery shopping.
You’re a bit confused, having no memory of the previous week. You...

cosmicfriendsforever:

blueberriejelly:

 He punches you into next week.

You find yourself going about your business a week later. Looks like you’re doing a little grocery shopping.

You’re a bit confused, having no memory of the previous week. You have no idea what is on your grocery list. Are you out of milk?? What kind of produce do you need to stock up on??? It is all a little overwhelming.

AMAZING

(Source: applecider-sho-blog, via moonpaw)

Mar 05

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teathattast:

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Minecraft Masterpost

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grapes-of-laugh:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep.

@me: what the fuck

OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER

You Wouldn’t Download A Vampire

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vivecvapes:

neotheresa:

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jarlwhoreoffalkreath:

vivecvapes:

jarlwhoreoffalkreath:

vivecvapes:

vivecvapes:

i went into haelga’s bedroom to see if i could steal shit and now i wanna die

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excuse me todd? are you going to answer for modeling a kink bed todd?

i can only imagine Alvar seeing this and being like “okay i’m into some shit but. really? built in to the damn bed?

Bud, you still haven’t spotted the Horker tusk under the bed huh

Or the leather strips, or the potion of Vigor

THE TUSK?????

the tusk.

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Y’all forgot to mention the leather harness she apparently ordered from Grelka

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i am never entering riften again

(Source: 0ctaslash-moved, via nofacednerd)

knightjar:

abonethrownfromthevoid:

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Thank fucking GOD

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@gamefreak hire me

spikenards:

popfizzles:

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#oh yeah pls i would love Double Eevee. Eeveex2. Big Eevee The Sequel To Eevee.

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