I’m 90% sure I just delivered a pizza to jack frost
haha not to scare anyone but the hell does ‘beyond’ in bed bath and beyond stand for
me: whats ‘beyond’?
employee: *snapping my neck* go find out
As a former bed bath and beyond employee, I appreciate this
what the hell and fuck are you implying lady
it literally stands for kitchen and home goods you dumb fucks, not everything is a conspiracy. this is a lazy shit post.
wow user Indie Cup destroyed Tungler Post with Facts and Logic stfu you bitter swine im not american ive never been to a bed bath beyond i heard of the name recently and made a bad joke about it go do better things w your time like shitting out the stick you have up your ass and being unpleasent elsewhere lol
shitposts are supposed to be stupid, that’s what makes them funny
Do you really think this generation has a coherent sense of humor? No
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no offense but where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the en-
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before I came out as trans, whenever my mom saw me pick up anything heavy or whatever she would instinctively say “heeee-maaaan!” and after I came out she switched it to “sheeee-raaaa!” and you gotta love that
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me on ellen
ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of the fallout series
me: yeah
*loud, thundering booms are heard from outside of the studio and a siren begins to wail as the audience breaks out into complete pandemonium*
me: oh my god ellen you didn’t
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Your rogue mostly focuses on strength, rather then dexterity or charisma.
Their lockpick is a big hunk of rock. They pick a lock, and then hit it with the rock.
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