Silver Tongue

May 18

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saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

“Yes” says arthur fleck

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gentrychild:
Horikoshi, I miss my boy so much, and I hope that you’re making me wait to show how much he progressed during those three months.
I like how Izuku’s dad effect rubs off on the readers because we’re all collectively going “WHERE IS MY SON??” whenever the story pans away from him.

dad effect is what his quirk is

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beetledrink:

beetledrink:
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
i have an “infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters” approach to my content in the hopes that someday ill have unknowingly recreated all the classics of literature in the form of inane dumbass posts. ive never read a book in my life and im not starting now

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booflies:

ursik-l:
radioactivesupersonic:
Given that Hallownest canonically wrote most of its information on stone tablets that they presumably chiseled by hand and the lugged around (Lemm mentions them having a “heft” to them) being any amount of well-read in this setting presumably called for you to have really buff arms.
No wonder Soul Master primarily fights by shoulder checking you.
IN HALLOWNEST ALL NERDS ARE BUILT AS JOCKS AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT
@igneouskit

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brainthings65-deactivated202008:

legsdemandias:
legsdemandias:
ADHD time processing: today is Monday, but tomorrow is Tuesday and i have class, after that is wednesday I’m having lunch with my mom, then on Thursday i have a night class which means it’s basically already Friday and this week is already over
“right now it’s 2:30, which means it’s almost 3, which means it’s only an hour away from 4 which is basically 6–How have I stayed up all night??”
…other people…don’t think like this??

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plum-soup:

gunsandfireandshit:
penuswilliams:
it’s called science
Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it’s nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??
You telling me these droids are cisgender???

Gungans drove the down with cis bus

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Impa: Kakariko used to be home to the shiekah but we were all wiped out with me the sole survivor. So I opened its gates for the public to take refuge in

Link: oh thats rough. Was it because of the hylian civil war?

Impa: No. its because we drank corpse water

Link: come again?

Impa: Yeah we sealed undead monstrosities under the well to rot for eternity. As a result we got sick constantly. I was spared because i spent most of my life tending to the princess and had clean water

Link: Well at least you destroyed the evils poisoning the well before opening it to the public, right?

Impa: …

Link: Right? You.. You did do that right? cmon you cant leave me hanging onthis one

Impa: OH hey do you hear that? I think zelda is calling me. I gotta go!