mettaton could & would kill rouxls kaard
They’re dumbass gays who can’t decide whether they smash the others head or kiss each other
im going to use your spine like a fucking silly straw and slurp what little brains you have out of that huge skull of yours
Just gonna put this here
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You love to see it.
You love to see this more. Can we have a hard border yet?
FUCK YEAH BABY
2020 is fucking wild so far.
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Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
~Terry Pratchett
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Context: this was done within a group chat for a game.
DM: *to the aasimar druid* [player], I want you to choose your Aasimar deva/deity.
Player: “-slides a link in-” *proceeds to send a link to information on their chosen deity*
Player: …
Player: “-slides some more links in-” *sent a picture of various versions of Link from the Legend of Zelda series*
Could you imagine 2010s homestuck fandom weirdos and hornyness about bro strider but instead it’s ed’s bro from the ed edd & eddy movie
Incredibly unlikable people just dressed like this at conventions trying to get laid
These are literally the exact same character
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Clint unleashed the world’s most devastating pun at the Holiday Brawl in Chicago. There were no survivors.
was it the mistletoes?
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i know this is about the game but i like how the way it’s worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems
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