Silver Tongue

May 14

fangswell:

(via demilypyro)

nudityandnerdery:

sirfrogsworth:

AOC said on Instagram she is getting about 5 hours of sleep and working until 9-10pm at night during this crisis. To help her decompress she used her government salary to purchase a video game which she then played for a few hours after work. 

Robert is upset his tax dollars were used by a government official to play a game. 

Wait till he hears about this…

(via rockboci)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

If I were like 15% more self indulgent my persona would have demon horns and bright red eyes

Well now that I know that there’s an embarrassing term for it, I definitely cant!

Now you’re just bullying me!

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corona-the-nightcutter:

westafricanbaby:

rabbitindisguise:

stimman4000:

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“it’s that fuckin chocolate guy again!!” I say, already knowing I’m gonna reblog

My Godddd

W I T C H C R A F T

(via filibusterfroggo)

demilypyro:

What does the security crew on a star trek ship do the 99% of the time when they’re not being boarded

play that wierd multidimensional chess game

poise:

poise:

if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead

coroners hate them! area teen revived yet again through the power of the water cycle

(via aeritus)

emi–rose:

tikkety-tok:

No one could have possibly predicted this

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