Silver Tongue

Mar 02

a list of princess zeldas and whether or not they would throw hands

hold my grown while i stab a bitch: minsh cap, link between worlds, skyward sword, tetra, tetras granddaughter

I’d rather avoid conflict but youve forced my hand: Twilight princess, shiek, breath of the wild, link to the past, oracle games

Let me pack my bags before you kidnap me, i need a vacay: zelda 1 and 2

iamilex:

lappislazuli:

postmarxed:

postmarxed:

wormsounds:

HELL WORLD OH MY GOD

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FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now

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The people in the comments are amazing, like, half of them are saying “aren’t these the normal permissions for an fitness app?” And the answer is yes. Of course they are. Your regular fitness app is a takes a ton of data on you in order to function, and that data may or may not be stored with the company for a period of time.

But here’s the thing, when the FBI needs location data on someone, they need a WARRANT to get that information from that company, or that company’s cooperation. Back in the early 2000s, there were a number of companies that simply handed over data to letter agencies like the NSA or FBI, and they got roasted for it by their customers. Don’t fool yourself, the only reason why backdoors weren’t coded into your phones by companies like Apple is because they did the math and realized that the cost of cooperating and alienating their customer base was too high, not because these companies have ethics.

So we live in a climate where companies are promising users security and privacy, and when they don’t it’s a scandal that loses them customers and money. They aren’t playing nice with the FBI, so what is the FBI to do? Easy. Circumvent silicon valley.

There is exactly zero reason for the FBI, as an organization, to make entertainment apps. Educational is maybe in line with past practices, but even when they did stuff like that in the 90s, we called it out for the propaganda it was. This app is absolutely a trojan horse. This is so they can get the data you would normally give to a 3rd party company without a warrant.

Please, ffs, learn internet history. Go take a look at the EFF website and archives. Look up the patriot act and the AT&T scandal with the NSA from around 2004. Lots of people on here were barely children pre 9/11, but you can’t possibly understand surveillance and internet policing until you understand what happened to society and privacy from 2001-2010

This is exactly what I was saying, but better. Yes, these are normal permissions. No, you should not give this data to the FBI.

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tgi-spideys:

They’re so dumb

i love that at the end, gwens bowtie lands on noirs overcoat and he takes notice

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alpine-insurrection:
“ mormonfries:
“ starlight-lilith:
“I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to...

alpine-insurrection:

mormonfries:

starlight-lilith:

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

bold of you to assume im going to die before fascism is defeated

(Source: thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001, via chefpyro)

banishedquasiroyal:

no offense but why can’t i shoot fire from my hands :( seems fake :(

did you take any levels in spellcasting or pour all your points in strength?

hallownest:

imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.

for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.

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Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here’s why.

thorneofbriar:

onceyougodutch:

chasertiff:

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Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

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While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

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He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

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And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

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But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

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Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

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Now when he finally does get free–

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He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

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Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

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Gate closing?

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who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

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Lighting hitting rocks around me?

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NBD BRO

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Giant forest of thorns?

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Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

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Giant dragon of hell?

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CHARGE HEAD ON.

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Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

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Just smack that bitch on the nose.

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Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

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Calm down guys, I got this.

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I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

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Lose the shield off the cliff?

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JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

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Just chuck it. Straight through.

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Then jump out of the way…

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And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

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Get the horse.

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Get the girl.

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EXPLAIN NOTHING.

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that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

I 1,000% never thought of it from this point of view before and am now screaming Too Hot, Hot Damn, Made that dragon wanna retire man.

“EXPLAIN NOTHING”

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thc-mx:

mechalesbian:

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

Bold of you to assume that these arent the same person just at different times

bold of you to assume i cant be both of these people at the same time

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thatonegirrl16:
“ designhawk:
“ I did this like 2 days ago right after seeing the original omg
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BEAUTIFULπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
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thatonegirrl16:

designhawk:

I did this like 2 days ago right after seeing the original omg

BEAUTIFUL👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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