Silver Tongue

May 13

Anonymous asked: Yeah yeah yeah, these girls are cute and all but when the FUCK am I gonna have a chance to fuck my own, personal, portable, perishable clown barrel?

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uncle-fucky:

when you prove yourself worthy of my clowns

you know what you must do

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Originally posted by morningcartoons

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blackoutace:

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freckledai:

loreweaver-universe:

I just had a realization.

Vegeta knows what “clown” means.

Saiyans had clowns.

yes at least one, his name is vegeta

do you mean the prince, the king or the planet?

yes

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Originally posted by sorrowsofsatan

critical-clay:

my-chemicalkismesis:

superlova:

baby colors are out, it’s all about the dark, full tones now

  • ripe nectarine
  • rust
  • blood purple
  • chestnut
  • goldenrod
  • deep sea green
  • royal
  • gem colors (ruby, sapphire, emerald, etc)
  • indigo
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Wouldn’t you say that this is a quite lovely choice of colors?

YES THESE ARE DELIGHTFUL

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fuckin culled them

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leefi:

TRAP CARD ACTIVATED

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neurotypical-karen:

neurotypical-karen:

exaltioras:

No more Sherlock Holmes adaptations. Society has progressed past the need for Sherlock Holmes adaptations

ok ok but I feel like we could do just one more Sherlock Holmes adaptation. hear me out. 

basically Sherlock Holmes is a lady, except she’s got these huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers.

what happens next?! Watson shows up, only she’s a lady too and she’s got even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

hotsaucebear:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

bisexualdio:

hotsaucebear:

weaver-z:

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Burnie Sandals

Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white

Guess again

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i feel the need to mention that this subreddit is 100% parody and everyone in it is there to dunk on people who are actually that awful

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notedchampagne:

homeiswherethestuckis:

notedchampagne:

notedchampagne:

you cant be a proper rebellion leader in homestuck unless youve got ass in your name

tyziass entykk

karkat vantass

Signlass

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THIS TAG COUNTS AS HOMOPHOBIA 

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weirdlandtv:

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Medieval island: Le Mont-Saint-Michel in Normandy, France.

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