men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
I bet alphys is really strong. Not the kind of strong that is for show, but the kind of strong that people who fight bears are. I mean, she has a bunch of large machines in her lab and doesn’t seem to have any assistants and before frisk came along, she was really nervous around undyne. I bet that alphys is strong enough to suplex a boulder.
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