Silver Tongue

Feb 28

reguess1997:

waterhouse61:

znorton:

piratetreasure:

AMEN

Why is Smokey so jacked? I feel like this artist is going to turn out to be a furry porn artist.

A dead giveaway you aren’t from California. There are posters of Smokey the Bear all over here, and I’ve never seen one where he wasn’t ripped.

The two are not mutually exclusive

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mexican-super-saiyan:

pr1nceshawn:

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@convivalchucker congrats on making the best possible reply to this post

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judgechaos:

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papatulus:

der-hornmeister:

papatulus:

papatulus:

we better f*cking get galarian forms like alolan forms I want to see a jigglypuff in a top hat

mr mime in a tracksuit

farfetche’d with a steel pipe

rattata with the plague

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mimi-loves-foxes:

hhhhh

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highly-radioactive-nerd:

caffeinatedstarship:

caffeinatedstarship:

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.” 

“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”

“I never drink…. Wine…”

Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?

Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT

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