what if grubs just like. are really sleepy and good at first and then at some point in development just decide to go full fucking ham and climb on the walls and eat like, hive infrastructure
imagine rose furiously knitting a scarf to keep up with the grub eating it and kanaya is just like “growing grubs need lots of food!”
“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$
But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right
they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.
This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone.
They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)
Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes.
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
The iphone stands as a testament to the power of brand loyalty. theres no qualitative reason to buy iphones.
fun fact, android cameras arent actually bad, snapchat just has a deal with apple to fuck over android For you see, on android, snapchat doesnt activate the camera so theres no lighting or focusing adjustments. it just takes a screenshot of whatever the camera is looking at. as opposed to apple where snapchat adjusts focusing and lighting because its actually using taking a picture. this was a deliberate move by snapchat and apple to feed into the apple supremacy that OP fell for.
