Silver Tongue

Feb 27

sorryimlateguys:

safety–not–guaranteed:

tilthat:

TIL that when Susan Kuhnhausen, an ER nurse, was confronted in her house by a crab-hammer wielding hitman, she struggled with him and wound up choking him to death. The hitman had been sent by her ex-husband.

via reddit.com

Wait, a paid Hitman arrived to kill his target, with this thing?

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offbrand 99cent store hitman

(via chefpyro)

Anonymous asked: Hey how many swords do u have

bisexualdemondean:

antisocial-butterflies:

bisexualdemondean:

Sword of a lot

Blocked

Parried

Feb 26

jewishdragon:

heywriters:

mbrainspaz:

I was working a gallery event when some jerk shouldered past me hard enough to almost knock me over and I thought, wow rude, but I also wasn’t going to start a fight over it and I was too busy to see who it was. 

Then I hear my little bro say, “You just let people push you around like that???”

He’d snuck into the gallery and instead of saying “hi” like a normal person of course he decided to body-slam me. 

So I punched him in the gut. 

And then he bought one of my paintings, which was sweet. 

100% Realistic Sibling Interaction right here, folks.

It took a few minutes to realize the rude person was the brother

(via deep-sea-prince)

silver-tongues-blog asked: youre not a weed or edgy, youre scared. scared of what telling them entails. scared of being happy, knowing at any point it could all reset. and above all else, after spending so much time knowing exactly what will happen if which actions are taken, youre scared of the unknown. scared because you dont know which is the right route for the best outcome. scared because you have to live life like everyone else.

harmless-pest:

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jitterbugjive:

rhythmrender:

corsolanite:

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👏🏾LET 👏🏾PIKACHU👏🏾SAY👏🏾FUCK👏🏾

Nah, it’ll but away to him saying Pika sharply

Pi pika#$@^chuuchu!

(via jitterbugjive)

southernbadgirl10th:
“ unclefather:
“ thyrell:
“i feel like the government has tried to erase all my memories of these
”
Forbidden gumy bare
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I can never forget them cause I stole a handful from kindergarten class
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southernbadgirl10th:

unclefather:

thyrell:

i feel like the government has tried to erase all my memories of these

Forbidden gumy bare

I can never forget them cause I stole a handful from kindergarten class

(Source: gen-zee, via nofacednerd)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

the level of chaotic gay energy the McElroys are able to accurately convey in their queer characters despite being straight cisgender men is… genuinely astonishing and really should raise the bar for literally all other straight creators tbqh

like they really hit a commendable sweet spot of “I understand the gravity of representsting marginalized identities that are not my own” and “this is just another character” that really Works for me as a queer listener? because there is that sensitivity and making sure that identities are explicitly stated and treated with respect, while recognizing that it’s not really their place to tell a story About being queer. Griffin, Justin, and Travis all make clear that Lup, Taako, and Aubrey’s hardships do NOT stem from their identities, and it’s so refreshing because 1.) I don’t need background homo/transphobia in my fantasy, thanks and 2.) I especially don’t need those issues being used as plot pieces by straight dudes, thanks.

and that’s just like… never the case. it’s always “oh, she’s trans, and also the biggest badass in this game.” “yeah, he’s gay and dating the grim reaper, but also he’s about to turn into a t. rex so buckle up.” “she’s bi but more importantly she’s about to set a lot of things on fire.” it’s like… literally what I as a queer consumer want to see in my genre and the McElroys deliver like it’s no big.

(via nofacednerd)

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frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

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