Silver Tongue

Feb 25

viostormcaller:

xspiderfanx:

the-minecraft-funnies:

when the mobs start entering my farm and destroying my crops

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one time an Enderman teleported into my indoor farm, picked up a pumpkin, and teleported away. I ain’t even mad, I found it amusing. he can keep the pumpkin. he can have as many pumpkins as he wants. he can take the melons too, that’s fine by me.

AKHSOQHWLDUWOWHKDOWID

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kimburligh-north:

writing-prompt-s:

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Image Prompt

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officialkeikoandgilly:

rhythmrender:

violetswhiskey:

violetswhiskey:

violetswhiskey:

mr sandman

bring me a rat

make it the softest that i’ve ever pat

I’ve got some treats and a huge rat enclosure

A dumbo rat for his cute composure.

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tonixman:

Nice!

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rpmemes-andstuff:

Munday guessing game. Can you guess the muns…

(Source: rpmemes-andstuff-blog, via clowncreate)

celticpyro:

thot-character-of-the-day:

roadhogsbigbelly:

hatingongodot:

happys-hall-of-horrible-things:

micaxiii:

micaxiii:

darkwingsnark:

micaxiii:

pelkoja:

roadhogsbigbelly:

The internet: unironically draw big-tittiy’d genderbent porn of bowser from super mario bros because of a fan comic based on a power up.

Ya’ll: Cool awesome

Person on tumblr: make obvious jokes about thinking the grinch is hot

Ya’ll: NO N O NO NOT AGAIN I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN, NEW ONCELER NEW ONCELER WHY DOES TUMBLR HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!”

Why does OP have a point

well to be fair the grinch doesn’t have big tiddies and a pretty dress

So what you’re saying is we should give the Power Up Crown to the Grinch.

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hold that thought

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@darkwingsnark 

this was very rushed, I am not a fashion designer

merry crisis

“…and her chest grew three sizes that day.”

I congratulate you on writing the worst sentence of January 16, 2019

I made this post how many months ago and THIS happens???? i’m not sure if i should be appalled or flattered.

The Thot Character of the Day is: Grinchette from This Fucking Post I guess

The Binch

Anyone who needs the crown to consider a monster fuckable is a fucking coward

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dongcroncher:

dailyzboyz:

kidgecat:

favoritefightingfrenchgoth:

soup-medic:

soup-medic:

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

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im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

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It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

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Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

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Every shamrock emoji rated by me, the world’s biggest fan of the Oxalis genus

jayrockin:

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Very nice venation! Only issue is the lack of discernible petioles. The leaves seem to join the stem as they would on a molded plastic toy. 9/10

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I’m bitter about this design almost entirely because when I search for enamel pins of shamrocks, they all look exactly like this with no variation. Only saving grace is instant iconographic readability. 4/10

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Props for having a distinctive art style, but honestly this looks more like something an elephant would wear to a masquerade ball than a group of leaves. 5/10

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It’s a little bit jelly-candy-esque, but I’m digging the shading. Similar to the Apple emoji, the main flaw is the lack of petioles, though the leaves are also arranged rather sloppily… they’re squished on one side instead of being more radial. 8/10

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Small, cute, lovable. The artist has noticed that the basal pair of leaves in the group are not exactly the same shape as the top leaf, and I could kiss them for it. 10/10

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This one is like the Google emoji, but even sloppier. 3/10

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Finally…. at long last… PETIOLES! A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Shading is simple but gets the job done. 10/10

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I’ve never seen a more meh-looking Oxalis in my life. If an emojis had flavor, this one would be untoasted white sponge bread. 4/10

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If you’ve gotta go with a cartoony look, this is vastly preferable to Microsoft’s elephant masquerade. 7/10

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The leaves are all one unit, growing out of the center stem. What is this, miner’s lettuce? A water lily with chunks missing?? Get your connate-perfoliate garbage out of my thread. 0/10

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

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