Fellas I’m really not trying to sound like that kinda guy but I’m literally gonna lose it
“EMPLOYEE NO. 3023, YOUR ENJOYMENT LEVELS HAVE DROPPED BY 5%. DO YOU NOT ENJOY WORKING FOR AMAZON? YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO IMPROVE YOUR MOOD, OR YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK WILL BE MADE TO MATCH TO MATCH YOUR CURRENT ENJOYMENT LEVELS”
What it’s like trying to get customers to follow the new social distancing rules at our Deli counter. We’re literally not allowed to approach the counter to serve anyone until the customer stands as far away as the marked squares on the floor.
