Silver Tongue

Apr 27

jennyslateswife:
tumblr has two modes of sharing information and they are
“hey why the FUCK isn’t anyone talking about [obscure fact op only just learned 5 minutes ago reading an extremely obscure interview from 20 years ago that they’re going to pretend is common knowledge]”
and “hey why the FUCK isn’t anyone talking about [extremely common fact that everyone has been talking about for weeks that they’re going to pretend is brand new information]“
you’re absolutely right why the fuck isn’t anyone talking about that

and also “Hey, why isnt anyone talking about [event that literally JUST Happened and people ARE talking a lot about]

(via rockboci)

writing-prompt-s:

Aliens have arrived. They touch down on the planet, hoping to meet new people.
No one is there.

lol, dumbass aliens dont even know how to send probes to a planet to see if theres anything on it. Not even an unmanned robot to look at the terrain. What a bunch of morons

(via mbulteau)

gehenna27:

dashcon:
thesadteenaqer:
So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.
Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

(via rosexknight)

notedchampagne:

do you think yiffy was allowed to go outside on the basis of being secret. was she homestuck all these years

My guess is jade could move lightspeed wherever she needed to give yiffy a decent childhood in the hellscape world

jozstankovich:

hellobendykitty:
accelerationist-king-piccolo:
Ironyisdead.jpg
@megadweebus

(via rockboci)

silver-tongues-blog:

Link: I paid the other champions 5 rupees each to call him ‘ravioli’
Revali: I FUCKING KNEW IT!

generalgrievousdatingsim:

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

(via bloodsbane)

Theory about who yiffy is

silver-tongues-blog:

So the candy timeline epilogue (the one that yiffy exists in) jade implied that merging with bec left jade as more of a… Genetic doner rather than genetic reciever. and that she talked to rose about being a surrogate

Now judging by the reactions, Kanaya seems to have know idea who yiffy is but rose likely does
My theory is that rose did go through with being the surrogate for jades child and their daughter is yiffy
read this with the theory in mind

(via silver-tongues-blog)

Anonymous asked:

What exactly is Gale of the Wild? Is it simply a role swap or something?

silver-tongues-blog:

yeah its an AU where instead of link being the last surviving champion, it was revali so hes the one who got the 100 year sleep while everyone else is stuck as ghosts in divine beasts

Now when you say hero do you mean like… Protagonist trying to defeat evil or do you mean the literal chosen hero of hylia because those are two different things. he does have just as much motivation to defeat ganon as link does in botw so in that sense hes the hero but link was still the one who pulled the master sword from the pedestal a hundred years prior.

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