Silver Tongue

Feb 19

top 5 edgy theories that ruin your shows

[villain] was a hero all along

[hero] was a villain all along

[comedy relief character] was the mastermind

[mcguffin] is more powerful than you think

[character] is dead/coma all along

lindygeem:

elric brothers!! 🐈 💤

(via rosexknight)

[video]

Anonymous asked: does that imply that jade n dave didnt get vaxxed omg real sad hours??????

banishedquasiroyal:

one of them was raised by a feral sweaty creature w/ zero concepts of ‘bathing’ and ‘self care’ and the other one had her creepy grandpa and then a dog. they never got vaxxed lets be real

lucky for jade she also never encountered anyone who carried any of the diseases so she never got sick… at least until earth c probably

[video]

newtlesbian:

due to personal reasons im evil now

(via johnnysdecomposingbody)

insane-tomato:

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

(Source: insanetomato, via scafe-dragon)

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:
sharped0:
clientsfromhell:
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill

this fills me with enough rage to kill someone

(via chefpyro)

endivinity:

endivinity:
endivinity:
watch out
hmm
this is my final say on the matter

(via aeritus)

mercilessmime:

rayshippouuchiha:
Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.
He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.
Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.
And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.
And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.
Shit must be wild.
Your village has a statue of Link that’s built between his reincarnations, and people put clay pots around it as offerings and thanks.
One day some fucking kid shows up, breaks all your worship pots, and runs off without anything more than a “YAAAH!” as they jump off a cliff into the forest below. You’re confused as fuck but your great-grandmother is weeping like she just saw a god.

its like if you met jesus and he was a gremlin

(via aeritus)