Silver Tongue

Feb 18

Anonymous asked: Wouldn't we all just rather give Scraps control of the nuclear arsenal for 5 minutes?

There is nothing more chaotic than thosands of nukes falling down upon cities and healing the land rather than destroying it.

And solving global climate change in the process and curing cancer

sagihairius:

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired
so yeah i met identical triplets today

(via stemmmm)

why would you let jesus take the wheel? hes got 10 pints of wine in his system. hes in no condition to drive!

[teen movie]

peppylilspitfuck:

helloitsbees:
sailorbrazil:
gay character: guys… im gay
pothead character: dude thats like, so dope
He used 100% of his power to support her.

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boringid:

pens-swords-stuff:

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cheshireinthemiddle:

positive-memes:
everyone, that’s the spirit.
Someone make some alolan exeggutor art

that tree heard someone in the second floor talking shit from the window

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dungeonmemes:

I’m extremely guilty of this.

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

zombiebabe:
Happy Valentine’s Day
The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.

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cactusdodes:

cactusdodes:
since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy
sexy

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