(Source: submech, via dan-mcneely)
john mulaney singlehandedly replaced supernatural’s role of having a gif reference for everything
(via nofacednerd)
if your spore dispersal radius isn’t at least 6ft don’t fucking talk to me
(via stemmmm)
(via thescyfychannel)
diamond and pearl were so fucking STUPID honestly. two fire types available in the whole region and then they made a fire type elite four and nowhere along the development process did they think ‘hey maybe if we have to give the fire type elite four three pokemon which are not fire type, we should, add some more fire types to the region,’ until it became time to make platinum
i havent seen this steven universe discourse yet
(via rosexknight)
once i straighten out my spine and reclaim those 1-2 inches on my height its over for all of u
(via robustquestioner)
Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and
say things
that aren’t true
“So yeah, I’m, uh, bright purple.”
“But you’re not! That’s not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.”
“Are you sure? You seem pretty mad.”
“I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane.”
“Heh, you know that’s not the kind I meant.”
“Hssssss.”
“Haha, fine, fine. I’m … a dragon.”
“nO YOU’RE NOT THOUGH–”
(via robustquestioner)
Make a completely normal character and their only flaw is that they are unable to tell the difference between a baby and a longsword.
(via bloodsbane)
honestly tho why doesn’t the pokemon fandom categorize themselves into pokemon regions a la hogwarts houses
reblog and tag your region, i’d live in hoenn
Sinnoh or Alola.
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