Silver Tongue

Feb 16

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

starlighttori:

theamazingsallyhogan:

interrogationspecialist:

snoopingasusualisee:

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

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Yeah.

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Don’t Like That

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

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I’m going back to bed

#this post went significantly downhill as i scrolled

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acheesecakewrites:

sir that’s my emotional support found family trope

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newtgeiszler:

ranma-official:

newtgeiszler:

hit-it-f3rgie:

newtgeiszler:

i miss when hot topic was the goth store instead of the funko/ugly disney merch store with black walls 

Hey they’re getting out of 2007 just like everyone else in this hell hole

not to be melodramatic but 2007 was better than one second of this entire decade

how do you know if this decade has basically just started

it’s 2019

2007 was before capitalism hit full force and we didnt have to worry about things like the economy and nuclear war

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hyperionangel:

hyperionangel:

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

pros of this plan:

cons of this plan:

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viostormcaller:

bigtea3:

quasi-normalcy:

60% the jobs that we’ll have in 20 years don’t even exist yet! Who knows what you’ll be? A slave in an asteroid mine? A client who follows rich people around to laugh at their jokes? An organ transplant repo man? A substitute pollinator? A guillotine attendant? There are just so many possibilities!

tea…..and theyre all part-time too

And wont pay nearly enough and you’ll STILL have to find time to work two jobs

i dont know, guillotine instructors are probably unionized.

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jaewul:

silver-tongues-blog:

justsomeantifas:

tilthat:

TIL that in the 2010 BP gulf oil spill BP and the US Coast Guard used a “chemical dispirsant” that they claimed broke up the oil. Instead it just sank the oil temporarily, made it 52x more toxic, did nothing to clean it up, and is extremely poisonous. BP knew all of this before using it

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Remember if you wanna stop climate change consider taking shorter showers uwu

personal responsibility for climate change is a myth because corporations contribute to 71% of global emissions and other pollution.

Okay, yes but no.

Companies are ruled by assholes and responsable of a enormous part of climate change, yes, of course, that’s a fact, but you know why big companies have so much power ? Because you are buying their goddamn products

Stop with that “boohoo we can’t do anything it’s the big bad politicians fault” rhetoric, if all the humans consumed like Americans we would need 9 time the ressources of the earth to sustain everyone.

I’m not saying that Europeans are perfect or whatever, we consume between three and four time more than we should. But in my country at least we are trying to change. Every Thursday and every Sunday the center of the capital are paralyzed by protests. My little cousin is changing the rules of her school to make them more ecological. She is 15. What are you doing ?

You are in the best position to change how things are, because actually you are the biggest threats. Not China or whatever, because yes, Asian factories produce a lot of things in horrible conditions, ecological as well as humanitarian, but plot twist : you are the ones consuming their production.

So yeah, to stop climate change you need to stop the big companies. But you can do that by taking shorter showers and generally thinking before buying stuff.

Also, if you do it right you save money so it’s not an excuse

the point of my addition was that taking showers instead of baths isnt going to change a goddamn thing.

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justsomeantifas:

tilthat:

TIL that in the 2010 BP gulf oil spill BP and the US Coast Guard used a “chemical dispirsant” that they claimed broke up the oil. Instead it just sank the oil temporarily, made it 52x more toxic, did nothing to clean it up, and is extremely poisonous. BP knew all of this before using it

via reddit.com

Remember if you wanna stop climate change consider taking shorter showers uwu

personal responsibility for climate change is a myth because corporations contribute to 71% of global emissions and other pollution.

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milkylashes:

tilthat:

TIL the South Pole is 9,301 feet above sea level - but 9,000 feet of that is ice.

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the rest is the pole

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juniperberrie:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

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