Silver Tongue

Feb 16

browngirlsgang:

gaygothur:

We’re getting pretty close to having adults who weren’t alive during 9/11, and we really need to admit at this point that the overemphasis on 9/11 in the US is just a propaganda machine to indoctrinate the younger generations into nationalism and to justify all the horrible war crimes the US committed in the Middle East, and the continued mistreatment and distrust towards refugees.

more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody gives a shit because we can’t use it to justify imperialism

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sushinfood:

starsofyesteryear:

sushinfood:

red-panda-kyle:

fromchrista:

pizoxuat:

birlinterrupted:

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Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition

Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.

I don’t think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.

You guys, things happen in life because there has been a long history of events leading up to the invention of a product. If you’re ever in doubt about something, just Google the pros and cons.

alternatively

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japanese style futons/shikibutons are cool for this bc they’re made to be moved and picked up after sleeping so the moisture and mold don’t build up. If you can lift up your western style mattress every day I’ll grant you can put that on the floor to because you can keep it clean and because I’m scared of how buff you must be

time to get fucking jacked, lads

i just always assumed that a bedframe is the product of capitalism with no utilitarian use

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banishedquasiroyal:

romanvb:

banishedquasiroyal:

pinkprincessrei:

amosseleznev92:

banishedquasiroyal:

timurmurtazin:

banishedquasiroyal:

plump9000:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

banishedquasiroyal:

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

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I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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This post is like a rollercoaster but one that just goes down and down

thats adulthood, babey!

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Which one of you said that Endermen aren’t real?!?

i’m sorry i ever doubted you

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caucasianscriptures:
“She’s not wrong
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caucasianscriptures:

She’s not wrong

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mermaidswhocantswim:
“I CAN LIKE IT FOR ALL THREE REASONS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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mermaidswhocantswim:

I CAN LIKE IT FOR ALL THREE REASONS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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dankmemeshovel:

See you soon, space cowboy

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if a union will destroy your company then your company should be destroyed.

vanishedschism:

morthils:

wiccan-lesbionage:

housetohalf:

Spicy opinion: this includes theatre companies.

Spicier opinion: this includes non-profits

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crying because its so spicy opinion: video game companies too

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friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

canadiangold:

canadiangold:

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

dream job.

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definitelynotclayface:

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cedrwydden:

lunamargarita:

cedrwydden:

esoanem:

cedrwydden:

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

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