remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.
No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.
You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.
I’M SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!
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he knows whats up
That’s my boy.
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if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money
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donald duck macrophilia indulgence

Laika: 1954-1957
Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019
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i’m sorry this is so fucking stupid
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A quick message for y'all
You can’t be
Transphobic
And like
Metroid
Because
Samus
Is canonically a
Trans woman
And you can
Die mad about it
Sorry
Terfs and tranphobes
You can’t have her
Reblogging here because y'all nasties need to acknowledge this
while we’re at it, terfs cant like mario either because vivian and birdo are transwomen too and all toads are nonbinary
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