Silver Tongue

Dec 07

mamaluigi:

dykecatboy:

figmentjedi:

Today’s the 30th Anniversary of Mama Luigi

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@mamaluigi happy 31st

HAPPY NATIONAL HOLIDAY

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topherchris:

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Dec 06

ciravahermodlmao:

Cannot believe I haven’t seen the kringlefucker on my dash yet, gotta do everything myself around here

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Merry kringlefuckmas everyone

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headspace-hotel:

harpyhormones:

harpyhormones:

harpyhormones:

man idk what to tell u but like. the entire world has an interest in the US’s nuclear program. if the US resumed aboveground nuclear testing in violation of the partial test ban treaty, your first notice would not be a tumblr user telling you “i promise man i saw it with my own two eyes”

the person that initially said this with no source other than “just trust me man” is now using that post to go on a rant about nuclear power, so im sure they have exactly zero ulterior motive whatsoever in telling you about aboveground nuclear weapons testing that the rest of the world somehow blinked and missed

like do you guys know how easily aboveground nuclear tests are to spot from other countries? the reason the partial test ban treaty specified everything but underground nuclear testing is that everything but underground is easy to detect

the amount of people in the reblogs of that post tagging it shit like “ohhh i didnt know this thats scary” is like straight depressing. yall have got to learn to be more skeptical

i cannot stress enough how much this would be A Big Fucking Deal in foreign press and no amount of US media control would stop that

“i prommy i saw the nuke test that nobody else did” person is now saying that they can estimate the yield of the nuke test (that nobody else saw) at 2kt based on a meteor they saw one time looking similar

their post about the secret squirrel aboveground nuclear test the rest of the world forgot about is now entirely about nuclear power plants and why they cant be trusted

the tags and comments on that post are still filled with people going “woahhh i dont know thats so scary”

you people have zero critical thinking and you deserve to be lied to

Something something discourse a glimpse of Lovecraftian discourse monsters swimming in the deeps

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gender-luster:

i think this pretty much sums it up.

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i could go more in depth, but i’m not going to

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midnight-spectrum-again:
“ drunkygoesonadventures:
“ dontbearuiner:
“ I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
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It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
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Oh my god
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midnight-spectrum-again:

drunkygoesonadventures:

dontbearuiner:

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

Oh my god

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bogleech:

celticpyro:

catchymemes:

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This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

it’s funny and all but it’s also an example of how corporations will cheat people in every single possible way they are legally able to get away with if there isn’t any system of regulation to protect consumers.

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imfluentinfangirlandgay:

Has this been done yet

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killuz:

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This glitch happened once to someone on Twitter and I had to draw it 👁

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sabertoothwalrus:

the absolute funniest thing about the mario movie is that they’re seemingly going to have Luigi be the one kidnapped as an attempt to ?? break gender roles?? or something?? and so that Peach can be #girlboss #feministqueen #epic but in doing so it unintentionally made it incredibly homoerotic between Bowser and Luigi, which already has a decently established fanbase. and this is ON TOP OF Chris fucking Pratt voicing Mario. this is like a gay stalemate

I dont think luigi being the one kidnapped is for girlboss reasons, its something thats happened in both the games

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and comics

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