my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather
the gopher has spoken
Happy Groundhog Day y'all
Acrisius watch out, the discus is coming right for you. shit he has his airpods in, he cant hear us!
Why everybody keep talking about Feb 14th.. Whats going on?
pvp special event
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badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista:
my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather
the gopher has spoken
Happy Groundhog Day y'all
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Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.
Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it.
I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.
Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.
Lazy git.
… that policeman is my dad…
at least you know he had a good day
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Just sayin
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My drag persona
Welcome to the stage ….
So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.
>Florida
Florida Man’s wife.
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“the earth revolves around the sun“ “the sun revolves around the earth“ actually the sun revolves around minecraft steve
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aladdin: i think im having a heart attack
genie: WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER
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commission for @banishedquasiroyal of their psmd team, Bongo and BQ!
Everyone: You should try drawing looser, and more dynamically! :)
Me: Ok! :) I will try and do my best, thank you!
Me:*draws exactly This*
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