Silver Tongue

Apr 19

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magnetoeisenhardt:

marsapartment:

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

I hope somewhere out there is a Hogwarts kid with a giant squid patronus

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silver-tongues-blog:
“There you are, Faker!
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silver-tongues-blog:

There you are, Faker!

vosh-daemon:

spacedogprincess:

jerseyfiredragon20:

thewhaleridingvulcan:

crystalsoulslayer:

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

  • make up some lie, or
  • eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

To add, this works on job interviews too.  I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

If they do go digging, you can always add “It was/is something of a particularly personal nature, and I don’t really wish to continue explaining.”

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trans:

New reblog game. Rb this and put in the tags which of these is the saddest thing to do with your money: buy a url, buy anime merch, spend your money on a gacha game and lastly spend actual money to get items/villagers in acnh.

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Apr 18

smooththegoofyshark:

midnight-spectrum-again:

f0lx:

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you can only reblog this once

2020 will be a good year

Top 10 anime photos taken only a few months before tragedy

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There you are, Faker!

There you are, Faker!