Silver Tongue

Apr 18

worstdoctorsyndrome:

lost-my-leeches:

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I’ve felt nothing but unfiltered joy.

channeling your inner corvid

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pauladrawsnstuff:

I animated a bit from the Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban audio book, narrated by Stephen fry. Just for fun, don’t know if I’ll do any more of these.

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dragonwithafez:

findawaytoshine:

raideo:

wooferdill:

acetedkord:

queenshroorn:

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

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adurot:

adurot:

heartshapedbasil:

imahashtagloser:

heartshapedbasil:

I’ve had enough, this is me now

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda 

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny

i dont know, seems a little farfetch’d

(via stemmmm)

cowboy-garfield:

yooterus-deactivated20220126:

libralthinking:

slyrivers:

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

(via stemmmm)

ralfmaximus:

confusedbyinterface:

prokopetz:

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

Now we’re learning about irony and recursion.

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