Silver Tongue

Apr 17

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disease-danger-darkness-silence:

kansascity-cuchulainn:

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viewtifulmarkovich:

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justintaco:

justintaco:

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

Why.

I was already gonna reblog because of the Harkness Test, but that gif made a good post great.

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Apr 16

charlesoberonn:

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vaporwavesimulator:

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

Ahead of their time

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Demonic evil people

It says right there she’s a Christian activist

Liberation theology - Wikipedia

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Christian socialism - Wikipedia

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23 Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

Matthew 19:23-24

Jesus said Eat The Rich

no but like as someone who was raised Catholic, I don’t think my views would be as radical as they were without catholicism. like I’ve been doing biblical analysis since I was a toddler basically and Jesus really did say eat the rich. once you’re willing to die for all of humanity, you probably support universal healthcare.

Fuck her. What does she think about Jesus saying “When I was hungry, you gave me food”? THESE ARE FUCKING CHILDREN!!!

take👏jesus👏name👏out👏of👏your👏mouth👏rebecca👏

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anaemicfurby:

Good for him

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satff:

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pissvortex:

excellentccb:

pissvortex:

just heard my roommate say “press alt f4” and after a couple of seconds he started laughing hysterically

I did it having no idea what it did and it just deleted my hw page

this post has a kill count

Sounds fun! We just had our coding team try it out and we’ll see what happens!

Tumblr is shutting down on April 17, 2020.

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fuck you