It’s loving Angus hours
(spoiler: that’s all the hours)
All your characters have one character sheet between them.
You can only roll when its your turn on the character sheet
Mom said it’s my turn to seduce the dragon
calling racism ‘discourse’ will always leave a bad taste in my mouth bc it’s basically trying to silence poc. racism is a real and daily thing and isn’t up for debate! our lives aren’t up for debate! i can understand not wanting to see racism that affects u bc it’s traumatizing and tiring, but telling ppl to stop talking about racism they face is nasty & you’re nasty
(Source: discobops-remade, via bloodsbane)
evidence that I actually live in a video game
- I always wear the same clothing
- idle animation
- awkward dialog
- sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
- yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor
- I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once.
- sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again
- if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones
(Source: gostaks, via deep-sea-prince)
[video]
on a scale from griffin mcelroy to salad fingers, how charming is it for you to say “real life flesh boy”
people seem to assume that i think salad fingers said it in the creepy way and not the other way around
It’s loving Angus hours
(spoiler: that’s all the hours)
(via moonpaw)
[video]
Why is this so funny
(via thatsthat24)
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
my brother and I literally just scream at each other in greeting
tpose and say “surprise motherfucker”
You, are the guy.
You’re capable of being the guy.
I didn’t have a guy, but now I do.
You. Are. The guy.
(Source: gbcgraphics, via stemmmm)
