Silver Tongue

Feb 08

deadgripss:
“ gaygothur:
“ gaygothur:
“Royal houses where every single member has the same horrible horrible face is one of the funniest developments of monarchism
” ”
Virgin House of Windsor vs the chad House of Habsburg
”

deadgripss:

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Royal houses where every single member has the same horrible horrible face is one of the funniest developments of monarchism 

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Virgin House of Windsor vs the chad House of Habsburg

(Source: themanslayer, via stemmmm)

jitterbugjive:
“jaspertheshark:
“ momworries:
“ hi-imkingdavid:
“I read a comment earlier that said “You gonna have to either shoot or stab this one. If it can flatten itself, stepping on it only has 50/50 chance of working.” ”
God probably thinks...

jitterbugjive:

jaspertheshark:

momworries:

hi-imkingdavid:

I read a comment earlier that said “You gonna have to either shoot or stab this one. If it can flatten itself, stepping on it only has 50/50 chance of working.”

God probably thinks this shit is hilarious

Spiders are just trying to live their lives. What have yall ever done?

hi mother nature what the fuck are you smoking because I want some

(via jitterbugjive)

probablybadrpgideas:

The Deck of One Thing (the one thing is a live crab)

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rams-rodent-world:

sparkxii:

Tumblr post: Rat

Me : *blacks out and reblogs*

yeah

(via filibusterfroggo)

benepla:

theotheristhedoctor:

dunkstein:

dunkstein:

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

the best thing is it didnt even really bust the myth they were going for

(via pembrokewkorgi)

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im26andwhatisthis:
“ mapsontheweb:
“Belize City on Google Maps vs. Apple Maps.
” ”

im26andwhatisthis:

mapsontheweb:

Belize City on Google Maps vs. Apple Maps.

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(Source: reddit.com, via chefpyro)

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polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:

i love how baby axolotl just look like organic funko pops

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fucking superb you funky little water salamanders

(via nofacednerd)