Silver Tongue

Feb 08

albatross-the-pen-chewer:

chefpyro:

My cat: stands, does nothing

Me: reaches to pet him

My cat: does a backflip, jumps up against a wall, does a corkscrew and rotates 720 degrees before landing in a perfect split

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Anonymous asked: Jade in idiot, please! Thanks in advance haha

sarcasmprodigy:

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Sure felt like one.

shitpostery:

myriaddiscourse:

erinsbreakfast:

America has a fucking gun problem and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron

It’s not that we have a gun problem, it’s that we have a violence and mentally ill problem.

no, you have a gun problem. Every country has violent and mentally ill people but these things don’t happen in any other country at anywhere near the frequency and deadly-ness

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short-enderman:
“oh worm?
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short-enderman:

oh worm?

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

teen titans 03 was literally so fucked up because you’d have one episode that’s like “lol the teen titans got brain washed by an old lady from a pie funny moments XD” and then literally the next episode is the start of a 3 parter about the end of the world and raven’s father who is literally satan. binge watching the show is great because you get whiplash every single time an episode starts, the tone was just all over the place. its one of my favorite shows of all time. 

the final of season 2 was about terra’s betrayal of the teen titans, slade’s emotional manipulation and abuse and the effects it had on her and her pre-existing insecurity, and her eventual sacrifice for the greater good. the episode that came before it was

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teen titans: beast boy made cyborgs system crash because he wanted to play a video game LOL now he has to fix it with a little bald brat XD

teen titans immediately afterwards: a palpable version of robin’s ptsd haunts him as his friends continue to doubt it’s existence, the more he fights back and the more his fear and paranoia grow, the closer it gets to taking his life

teen titans right after that: raven teen angst romance 

teen titans again: there is no george washington and there never was

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lizardsister:

lizardsister:

dnd character concept: a wizard who is a master of illusion magic who brags continuously about how unbelievable lifelike and realistic their illusions are, who doesn’t realize they’re actually a conjuration wizard and that the demon they just summoned is Real

“hey so why don’t you ever go back home, [wizard]?”

“oh because everyone in my town can’t take a joke 🙄 one time as a prank i made an illusion of a demon in the town square and everyone threw a hissy fit about it”

“wait, didn’t we hear rumors about that town getting destroyed by a rampaging demon?”

“i don’t see how that’s related.”

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just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

HEY WHAT

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Lissajous curve table

the-real-numbers:

salty-dracon:

magus-of-the-will:

genderfluidrage:

catchymemes:

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i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

@the-real-numbers

Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:

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(Source: reddit.com, via aeritus)