your theory on yiffy is so valid and makes total sense but I'm so scared of it being true because then that means they named a child fucking. Y I F F Y!!!
So the candy timeline epilogue (the one that yiffy exists in) jade implied that merging with bec left jade as more of a… Genetic doner rather than genetic reciever. and that she talked to rose about being a surrogate
Now judging by the reactions, Kanaya seems to have know idea who yiffy is but rose likely does
My theory is that rose did go through with being the surrogate for jades child and their daughter is yiffy
You know, Homestuck ticks so many of the boxes for what I look for in stories that sometimes I forget that this is a comic whose main villains are a dog in a clown hat, a guy with a cueball for a head, space Nicki Minaj and an angry child who draws bad yaoi.
In case any non-homestucks think we’re exaggerating
And let’s not forget the whole reason the dog in the clown hat went on a rampage in the first place was because he didn’t like the dress code.
now the bad guy is a gay weeb incel dressed as Kamina like wtf
