Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.
its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse
Dont forget the aliens
A couple things. 1) I didnt forget. that footage of the moon happened 2 days after I posted this 2) they werent aliens, they were the japanese lunar probes That made it to the moon in 2007 and have been mapping the surface.
When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.
A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.
“I’M GETTING BETTER”
Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.
IM NOT YET DEAD SIR
You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.
You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.
You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.
A hollow voice echos under your bed, shaking you to your core,
“You’re hired.”
to be fair, working for the demons under the bed probably has better pay than the capitalist hellscape we live in now
