Silver Tongue

Apr 11

outofcontextdnd:

Artificer: We can’t put someone in the bag of holding, there’s no air. They’ll suffocate.

Warlock: What if we cast water breathing on them, then give them a helmet full of water?

Artificer:

Artificer: Huh

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the apocalypses this year

photosynthesisprototype:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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what the fuck is the last one man

Radioactive wildfire in the chernobyl exclusion zone causing radiation levels to spike

the apocalypses this year

iced-orange-juice:

silver-tongues-blog:

what-a-silver-lining:

strayvariable:

what-a-silver-lining:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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wait what’s happening with April?

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@what-a-silver-lining​ This is what’s happening with April

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

Oh I thought there would at least be a reference to the chlamydia in the Arctic Ocean

bruh, that wasnt even mainstream media until like 2 days after this post. when this post was made the only disaster in april was the radioactive wildfire. the volcanoes hadnt erupted yet. the earthquakes and storms hadnt kicked off and the chlamydia wasnt a major thing until a day or two after this post

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jitterbugjive:

I’m still floored by the people who are like “oh this author writes about this awful thing and therefor supports the awful thing”

oh no. acknowledging an awful thing exists is totally proof that the person enjoys that the awful thing happens D:

not to mention when the people jump to wild conclusions with the acrobatics of an olympic gymnast. like when people accused the writers of steven universe of being pedos because ruby and sapphire are short.

the apocalypses this year

truncatedgrip:

silver-tongues-blog:

what-a-silver-lining:

strayvariable:

what-a-silver-lining:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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wait what’s happening with April?

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@what-a-silver-lining​ This is what’s happening with April

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

ok but isnt the april one a homestuck panel tho

bc we’re also like. stuck. at home

while yes its a hoemstuck panel its radioactive fire and im using it to allude to the chernobyl fires.

the apocalypses this year

gromp-the-wight-eater:

silver-tongues-blog:

January:

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February:

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march: 

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April:

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I like how in the notes half of the people are like “this is obviously in reference to the radioactive forest fire in chernobyl“

While we’re just silently reblogging this like:

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i mean, it IS refering to the radioactive chernobyl fires. that particular webcomic was the only instance of radioactive wild fires that i could think of

fakegamercomics:

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Why did Blu become a bounty hunter?

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authorticity:

marioincandenza:

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averagefairy:

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

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#you hit 50 and get angry again

Just one more at 69 for funsies

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