I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail
that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up.
this unused memory pic in botw is killing me. i have so many questions
who took this pic. why is link doing the jutsu pose. why is zelda like “oh shit whatcha gonna do link is gonna jutsu you lol haha look out”. where would you even find this memory
I distinctly remember hearing this type of creepy shit in various places around that age and being horrified and disheartened. “This is my prime??? This is as good as it gets?”
It’s not true. I wouldn’t go back to being a teenager for love or money.
KG
honestly, i was so frightened when i was at highschool because everyone said this was the GOLDEN DAYS. it’s not. even university is not. it gets better. you get better.
Yeah kids being a teenager is not your prime. Don’t stress about that, ok? It’s a bullshit concept that was never true and still isn’t.
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone
This whole post is GOLD
Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.
By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.
But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.
But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.
Every discussion point on this post is gold
this just makes me wanna watch a horror movie where the protag responds with fight every time
