Silver Tongue

Feb 04

darkfiretaimatsu replied to your post: if you wear a condom does the succubus still get…

I can see a snake oil type salesman hyping soul condoms now~

martin luthar is disappointed

if you wear a condom does the succubus still get your soul?

afallenwolf:

Some of you have never summoned an extra dimensional demon to have sexual intercourse with and it shows.

friendly-neighborhood-coward:

(via jadewares)

FMA Modern Day AU

atomicpowered:

orange-icebreaker:
Hohenheim: How do you tell the Homunculus apart from its host?
Ed: Hang on
Ed, turning to yell at Greeling: YO CAN YOU DO THE FERGALICIOUS RAP
Greed: Wait wh
Ling, interrupting him mid-sentence: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHERS GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY UNH

(via incorrectfmaquotes)

tankdyke:

princecharmingtobe:
tankdyke:
alexithetransformingknight:
tankdyke:
i wish bards weren’t turned into the jokey silly class of thots, for zero reason other than the fact that i cannot comprehend them being able to cast power word kill
They can cast power word kill???
according to roll20 they can
pompous skinny human man in puffy pants: anyways heres wonderwall [strums lute]
enemy barbarian: [dies instantly]
Obviously Power Word Kill is just Vicious Mockery turned up to 11. You insult them so hard they just die on the spot.
then hecklers at my sold-out fiddle performance of the year better be ready for my dumb face to be the last thing they see before the force of me saying “suck my balls you motherfucker” shatters their skull on impact