the whole bernie sanders campaign is so funny because bernie said “i want you all to have nice things” and people really said “nice things are bad and we dont deserve to have them”
the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it
would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and
healing.
age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.
endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.
that’s some good tea right there
Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield
“Wanna tell me about the girl?”
Old guy who wasnt told about a girl slightly shitting himself “No…I dont think I will.”
ok but imagine the craigslist ad:
Washington DC > services > services for hire
“wanted elderly white male (70+) to troll childhood friend into thinking I traveled back in time and am now old. Poker face a plus, as is striking resemblance to Paul Newman”
my mom wanted to put family pictures around the house but we never actually got the pictures themselves so now we just have picture frames around the house with random people in it
