Silver Tongue

Feb 01

jitterbugjive:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Sorry everyone but live-action Shaggy memes are just very late Homerun Derby/Pooh’s Baseball Cristopher Robin memes, and they will never be as funny

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Only those who played it and faced Him understand…

Forgot to add this iconic video:

you fools don’t understand that Christopher Robin just grew up and became Shaggy

the meme has ascended

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(Source: browsedankmemes, via jwblogofrandomness)

the-indecorous-flower:

empresspeacock:

santonicababy:

trunk-slamchest:

doubletap-centermass:

tilthat:

TIL in 2015 a father saved his son’s life when doctors wrongly declared him braindead and were taking him off life support. He barricaded himself with a gun in the hospital and had a stand-off with SWAT until his son squeezed his hand. The son made a full recovery

via reddit.com

I actually just heard about this on the radio; the Michael Berry Show on WRNO 99.5. The hospital was trying to harvest his organs, and declared him dead. His father barricaded the door, and held an entire swat team at bay, until his son squeezed his hand, awake from a forced coma.

It gets better…

The swat team brought their own doctors who, after finally securing the room, started to check the kid. Turns out, the kid was fine, after waking up from the coma.

It gets better…

After the swat team doctors checked out the kid, there was a nurse who came in to “check” on the kid. The swat doctors asked to see her orders. Turns out she didn’t have any. What she did have was a 50cc syringe in her pocket, full of a powerful sedative. 5cc’s were enough to put someone in a deep coma. There were 50cc’s in the syringe, more than enough to euthanize the kid.

It gets better…

Swat doctors took her into custody. She refused to talk. They got a warrant and started checking into the deaths happening at the hospital. Turns out, there were a great many “quick decisions” made by hospital staff, for patients to be put into medically induced comas, from which they never woke up. All of which were finalized with organ transplants. Organ transplants which the families of the deceased did not know about.


TL:DR The hospital was euthanizing patients after illegally putting them into medical comas, then harvesting their organs.

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Oh my god what the fuck this post is a wild fucking ride and im terrified

Holy shit, this happened at the Tomball Regional Medical Center in Houston, Texas

WHAT THE FUCK

what the woody said is false. thats the plot of the movie “coma”

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lelaid:
“Redemption S/S 2019
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those are final fantasy levels of belts

lelaid:

Redemption S/S 2019

those are final fantasy levels of belts

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capitalism has a weird habit of taking horrifying events and trying to pass them off as hopeful or heartwarming and frankly its scary

capitalism has a weird habit of taking horrifying events and trying to pass them off as hopeful or heartwarming and frankly its scary

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notmargaretkathryn:

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maikamaika:

gomboc123:

gomboc123:

The top 2 categories of people who swear the most are:

1. 15 year old boys
2. People in the military

And therefore it makes sense that, Edward Elric, a 15 year old boy in the military, holds the record for “Most Swear Words Ever Said by a Single Human Being”

Everyone is out here tagging it “let Ed say fuck” but that is literally Ed’s first line in the entire Hungarian dub

“Without his arm he’s just an angry little kid who swears a lot”

-Havoc

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mackblesa:

kiruharukorohara:

xchrononautx:

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon
sorta NSFW is #Lime
Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange
reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

hey while we’re bringing back old fanfic ideas can we also bring back “dont like; dont read?”

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