you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
Hey weird weird question: in New Horizons do the lawn gnomes all look different even if not labeled as so? Because I got a sick looking one with sunglasses and thought that’s just what they looked like now but just saw a post with one that was like normal so
Also realized I forgot to elaborate on this so here’s my gnome that is currently my favorite thing in the universe
I have the same gnome and why did you not show the back of his jacket