Silver Tongue

Mar 31

hussyknee:
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“ kotaku:
“ The End, by Alister Lockhart.
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Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from...

hussyknee:

fangirljeanne:

steppsful:

songofsunset:

xdominoe:

purplebloodedmajesty:

walkinchicken:

kotaku:

The End, by Alister Lockhart.

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’ 

I personally would be trying to give the Great One flowers and chocolate, but I don’t fault others for watching to get a picture of something so glorious and terrible. 😍

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These are photos taken by Robert Landsburg of the eruption of Mount St. Helens in 1980. He realized he would never get to safety in time, so he kept taking pictures of the ash cloud for as long as possible. Then he put the camera securely in his bag and lay down on top of it to protect it before being engulfed in the pyroclastic flow. When they found his body, the recovered the pictures were invaluable to geologists because no one had ever been able to document an eruption that close up before.

There are many more such photographs of unimaginable perspectives taken moments before death, only because of the compelling human desire to assert that we were here, this happened, this was real. It’s the most human desire there is - to reach out across time and space to connect with our fellow beings until our last breath.

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modernpromethean-moved:

hot take this is the best shade of pink

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This post gave me salmonella

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picsthatmakeyougohmm:
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“Fred…ward…”

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

“Fred…ward…”

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argumate:

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she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though

he had a body you’d expect to fish out of the river

her voice reminded you of why you left her in the first place, as she patiently listed all the reasons why you left her in the first place.

he had a face you’d want to punch, not because there was anything wrong with the face itself, but just because it was his and he was a dick.

ironically after all this time spent rebelling against her upbringing she had turned out exactly like her mother: an adult woman.

it was an ordinary Tuesday when you walked into my office, feeling vaguely uneasy about the use of the second person perspective.

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m-l-rio:

Unfortunately, I can produce plot bunnies much faster than I can turn them into books.

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krshush:

alls-well-that-ends-here:

mothedmans:

were-writes:

were-writes:

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

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you. you get it.

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Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

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scrapsofchaos:
“ scraps-is-busy:
“ Here you go Folks! I would have added music, but I spent like 50 minutes trying to get it to export in a format that would carry music, and I didn’t succeed. If anybody wants to give it a go, I did make a proper...

scrapsofchaos:

scraps-is-busy:

Here you go Folks! I would have added music, but I spent like 50 minutes trying to get it to export in a format that would carry music, and I didn’t succeed. If anybody wants to give it a go, I did make a proper background you can place behind when the song plays.

Sorry for the lack of updates. Enjoy this GIF of Scraps dancing.

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