i love watching actors pretend to drink from empty cups. they can’t do it. it’s like they never drank anything in real life. doesn’t matter if they went to julliard or yale or have an egot or played hamlet on the west end. time traveling? fighting aliens? finding seth rogen attractive? no problem. but give them an empty cup and gravity fights against them. their imagination has limits.
have you ever tried to do it? to make an empty cup appear full? to pretend to drink air in between saying lines and hitting marks? do you know what it’s like to have gravity turn its back on you in front of a crowd? when there is nothing in your hand but a plastic cup filled with oxygen and everyone knows it including god? huh? you coward? you clown of all clowns?
nope! acting is the devil’s sport!
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if you boil your hotdogs you are not going to heaven
agreed. the only proper way is to microwave them
you are going to die at 12:41 on August 6 2067
wait is that in the AM or PM?
if you boil your hotdogs you are not going to heaven
agreed. the only proper way is to microwave them
why did people pretend bulbasaur looked good in detective pikachu
there is no fucking world in which this is any better than like, the live action ninja turtles I think pokemon fans are a bit fucked in the head
i am going to beat you to death with my fucking hands
im gonna strangle OP with vines
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this couple is able to spend $18,000 a year on 3 vacations, $1000 a month on children’s lessons, a $5000 a month mortgage with a 1.5 million dollar home and they still feel like they’re average.
and on all of that they have ~700$ a month that doesn’t go to clothes, food, or bills.
@demon-space-boi and @silver-tongues-blog once more. Fun fact, when playing Smash Bros, and your controller becomes soft and squishy… It’s probably nothing to worry about. Keep playing.
the nook household
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and then some of them told us to willingly sacrifice our lives/our elders’ lives for the economy….. guilliotine.gif
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i am sick and tired of everyone talking about how great dios tits are. they arent his. theyre johnathans. did yall forget that dio STOLE them!?