Silver Tongue

Jan 29

bogleech:
“ bogleech:
““if I’ve ever received an artist’s free labor on a silver platter then I think that should be the default and anyone who wants compensation is gouging me” ”
By the way what this joker’s complaining about having to pay for is a...

bogleech:

bogleech:

“if I’ve ever received an artist’s free labor on a silver platter then I think that should be the default and anyone who wants compensation is gouging me”

By the way what this joker’s complaining about having to pay for is a D&D-compatible book of disease and medical game mechanics written by two actual medical students in what little spare time I imagine medical students to have

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YOU CAN BUY IT HERE!

I wonder how pissed this person would be to realize it’s actually four bucks???

Anyway I don’t play D&D but it looks and sounds super cool and interesting, and it has its own original art by a pro, too:

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Includes disease science and detailed ideas and advice on how to go about designing and incorporating your own fantastical plagues and pestilences!

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fakehistory:
“Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)
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fakehistory:

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

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cyanicas:

swansongofuyulala:

lubricates:

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

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joulejay:

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chipsprites:

Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa*

The police: Stop right there!

Me: credit to the original artist. :)

The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.

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tikkunolamorgtfo:

if-i-am-not-for-me:

chibi-blastoise:

if-i-am-not-for-me:

tilthat:

TIL that in 2012, Daniel Radcliffe was voted one of the top 10 “most talented, intelligent, funny, and gorgeous Jewish men in the world”, despite not being Jewish.

via reddit.com

The Wikipedia page linked to literally says his mother is Jewish, which makes Daniel Jewish by literally any definition. Fuck you.

By that logic my mother is Christian because so was my grandmother; which means I too am Christian.

Religion isn’t genetic you know.

Judaism is an ethnoreligion, so, actually, in this case it is. Fuck off.

First of all, exactly what @if-i-am-not-for-me said: The Jewish people are an ethnoreligious group, which means a person can be ethnically Jewish without being religious. 

Moreover, @chibi-blastoise, being totally ignorant of Jews and Judaism, obviously has no idea that one can actually be a practicing Jew and still be atheist or agnostic, and that there are, in fact, two branches of Judaism (Reconstructionist/Secular Humanist) devoted to practice through an atheist/agnostic lens. Unlike many other religions, Judaism does not require belief in a deity, and even beyond those two aforementioned branches, I even know several agnostic Jews who are Orthodox. 

It’s likely that @chibi-blastoise is what we’d refer to as a Christian Atheist, somebody who has Christian heritage and actively participates in secular Christianity without acknowledging that it’s still connected to a religious movement, despite not personally observing it that way. For some reason, it never occurs to people like this that atheist Jews can also have secular versions of their own holidays. Instead, they expect atheist Jews to adopt secularised Christianity because they think their heritage can be devoid of religion in a way ours cannot, which is incredibly offensive and hegemonistic.

Also, just for the record: 

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“I’m an atheist, but I’m very proud of being Jewish.” Not “I’m an atheist, but I’m proud of having Jewish ancestors.” Daniel Radcliffe says he’s proud of being Jewish. Being. Because “atheist Jew” is not an oxymoron, but rather a perfectly common, normal thing in our culture. 

Daniel Radcliffe is an explicitly self-identified Jewish atheist and anybody who can’t handle that can die mad about it.

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occasionallyomniscient:

rubysevens:

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

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choiceoxide:

HOW YOUR EVIL PLAN GO, THE KINGPIN? PRETTY GOOD IT DOESN’T SEEM.

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zerotheduke:

francisxie:

horn

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kreuzdrache:

opossummypossum:

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and add your favorite opossum photo!

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CREDIT MISSOURI DEPARTMENT OF CONSERVATION

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