Silver Tongue

Jan 29

peachdoxie:

Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.

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bismuth:
““Early WD concepts were on the same page as these wedding concepts. Early WD blush sketch, 2016“
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bismuth:

“Early WD concepts were on the same page as these wedding concepts. Early WD blush sketch, 2016“

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Jan 28

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yourplayersaidwhat:

In a mini homebrew campaign with a party of two 20lvl rogue/warlock characters, the pair is arriving at an old lighthouse that has been repurposed by a lich to serve as his lair. The beacon itself has been replaced with a crystal that glows in a beam of sickly green light that still spins around the lighthouse.

DM (me): Okay, as you approach, the beam immediately focuses on you two.

Player 1: So it’s basically Sauron’s eye?

DM: (chuckles) Yeah I suppose. Both of you roll constitution saving throws.

Player 2: Nat 1

Player 2: That’s a 2.

DM: Okay, so as the green beam hits you, both of you feel horrible pain as your skin begins to disintegrate. In addition to this, as both of you failed your saves, the last thing you both see before blacking out is hundreds of skeletons appearing out from under the snow and slowly shuffling towards you two.

Player1: Spooky scary skeletons, they’re serving Sauron’s eye…

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

gayreinhardt:

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dlubes:

satandotgov:

foervraengd:

foervraengd:

Remember when tumblr turned off replies for like a whole year because they worked on a new system but apparently couldn’t let the old one stay meanwhile for some reason


Remember when tumblr was actively asking ppl to stop using the third party extension “missing e”(forefather to xkit) because apparently they didn’t wanna admit its the only way that’d make it bearable to even use tumblr.


Remember when tumblr purged users who uploaded audio posts of copyrighted music. Not removing the posts but the accounts would risk being deactivated if they had even one audio post.


Remember when tumblr made a “pinned post” feature so other blogs pinned posts was always at the top of your dashboard and you couldn’t remove it.


Remember how you could risk deleting your whole account when you just wanted to delete a sideblog

Remember when ask posts wasn’t rebloggable

remember when you had to scroll back to the top of the post to like/reblog it

Back in the super old days, reblogging a post brought you to a whole entire other page. You then had to add tags in a separate box and then publish the post. You could basically have fifty posts in different tabs all ready to be posted.

Blocking an anon would bring the person’s url to your blocked users list so you could always see who sent anon hate.

There was no instant reblog button till like 2015

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positive-memes:
“Fred is giving a serious advice. He’s so wholesome.
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positive-memes:

Fred is giving a serious advice. He’s so wholesome.

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rasec-wizzlbang:

respectable-loonitic:

rasec-wizzlbang:

captain-crayon:

rasec-wizzlbang:

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

W h y   a r e    y o u    d o i n g   t h i s   t h e n?

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yourfavhasonebraincell:

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Lapis and Peridot from Steven Universe share one collective braincell!

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