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look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k
i’d hate to ruin the enigma by explaining this but i pretty much inadvertently witnessed the entire buildup to it and if i don’t explain it now i’ll never get the chance to
in one of the more recent scooby-doo movies, there’s a plot device where shaggy turns into a hyper-competent badass whenever he hears the word “bad” thanks to some hypnotherapy shenanigans, and in one particular scene he kicks the shit out of this one biker gang. along comes a meme edit of that scene where the joke is that shaggy went Ultra Instinct
as is the internet, that joke gets tossed along and snowballs from “shaggy went Ultra Instinct” to “shaggy can solo the DBZ-verse” to “shaggy can defeat thanos” to “shaggy is the most physically capable character in all of fiction”, in a couple years it culminates and suddenly resurfaces as “the very concept of shaggy holds unknowable power, to the point where even just taking up the role of him is hazardous to this reality”
@jitterbugjive @scraps-is-busy
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There is literally nothing stopping me from just getting a one way ticket someplace right now and not coming back for months
Money
Okay I forgot capitalism exists ignore me
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I FORGOT I SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK A WHILE AGO COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY OH MY GOD I’M SCREAMING BA-SING-SE REPRESSED FREE SPEECH AND LITERALLY LIED TO ITS CITIZENS HOW DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD METAPHOR
DONT FORGET THE ACTUAL BRAINWASHING
Not to mention that the wall didn’t do jack shit because guess what? Azula still got in and took down the government, using the corrupt system to aid her, allowing the fire nation to take over the city. The wall didn’t protect them from that.
if anything this is a perfect example of why a wall is a terrible idea.
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look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k
im thinking matthew lillard and its to hint at his near infinite power like how keanu reeves jokes about being immortal
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take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…
Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself
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Lucas and Lucretia: The members of the Bureau of Balance go through some harrowing challenges and dangerous missions, thus they need to be on alert, careful, and have the best fighting skills they can, therefore we will create this training simulation for them.
THB: fail the fishing minigame
to be fair, lucrecia would probably not be surprised that they fail the fishing minigame
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i feel like we should take some notes from john the cappadocian in regards to taxes