Okay, fine, in response to all the asks, item: miniature nose-filters that prevent taking damage from breathable toxins. Note that they only prevent you from breathing it in through your nose, so you should probably avoid, say, opening your mouth to tell someone trying to poison you that you’re wearing miniature nose-filters.
went to an lgbt women’s group last night and at the end we were stacking up chairs and there was a particularly large/heavy stack that needed to be added to the ones at the back and this girl was struggling to lift it so she asked someone to do it and I volunteered. and when I lifted it with relative ease there were no fewer than 4 gay women around me noticeably looking at my arms
