Silver Tongue

Jan 28

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asianartiste:

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bea is the ultimate goth

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feathersescapism:
“ digitaldiscipline:
“ oxfordcommaforever:
“ Ive been saying this to “liberal” friends who say shes too loud.
Let her be. Queens and the bronx love her for it.
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man, us lefties all over the place love her for it.
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feathersescapism:

digitaldiscipline:

oxfordcommaforever:

Ive been saying this to “liberal” friends who say shes too loud.

Let her be. Queens and the bronx love her for it.

man, us lefties all over the place love her for it.

I mean to be fair it seems like a few of the REALLY savvy career Dems are aware of this, but yeah I’ve been super unimpressed by how many don’t seem to grasp it.

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zicygomar:

There’s something especially tickling about BOTW being a secret sassmaster based on your dialogue options while also being someone who barely talks. Like, imagine you’re Princess Zelda, right, and you’re on a diplomatic visit with the Gerudo. But there was this whole kerfuffle with transportation and the sand seals or some such, but after some work, the seals are saved and the Gerudo agree to some more favorable trade and everyone’s happy.

You finally meet up with your bodyguard (because men aren’t allowed in Gerudo Town) who you still don’t really like that much, and he basically never talks, and only responds in one word answers, and he’s kinda weird all around, and you tell him what happened. Then he stares you dead in the eyes and says completely deadpan,

“Sands like you really sealed the deal there.”

Before he starts digging into a whole watermelon, rind and all, with his bare teeth.

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lotrfansaredorcs-the-white:

I love that thing in Lord of the Rings where the villains spend so much time obsessing over the character they believe is their Destined Archenemy that they overlook the character who actually defeats them

The Witch-King of Angmar, the Black Rider, seems to be Destined to fight the wizard Gandalf, the White Rider.  He doesn’t consider Eowyn a threat right up until she stabs him in the face 

Saruman is fixated on defeating Theoden, Aragorn and Gandalf in an Epic Light vs Dark Fantasy Battle at Helm’s Deep. So he completely overlooks the two hobbits and bunch of trees sitting right next door, who proceed to destroy Isengard

Sauron is fixated on defeating Aragorn, the Destined King of the Heroes and descendant of the man who defeated him last time. So he completely overlooks Frodo and Sam, who proceed to actually defeat him

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glumshoe:

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glumshoe:

Half my joints make ceramic doll clicking noises when I move and, despite what you might think based on my robot obsession, I’m not fond of that at all.

Me, shambling into the physical therapist’s office: “OIL CAN! OIL CAN!”

Tap dance instructor: “Ship, how the hell are you making three taps per step? You’re not even wearing tap shoes, what—“

Me: “Them’s Me Bones.”

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