Silver Tongue

Jan 27

only trans girls will get this

is it pronounced 

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or 

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jitterbugjive:

side note: the idea of words not being counted as anything that can physically harm anyone and therefor it shouldn’t be a crime makes 0 sense because morals don’t work like that

if they did, stealing wouldn’t be illegal

there are plenty of ways to commit a crime against someone without bringing any physical harm. It’s a little thing called causing emotional distress.

sticks and stones may break your bones but words will leave emotional scars that will never heal

cowboysuggest:

cowboysuggest:

mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT

TAKE IT DOOOOWWWN LMAO STOOP

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vampireapologist:

darkbluemint:

vampireapologist:

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

remindmeofthe:

siriuslyblack:

You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that

I love the opposite, where the background music is seemingly just background music until the cut to someone turning off the radio and the music abruptly cuts off.

The first one is called the Diegetic Switch. The second one is the Left the Background Music On trope which is more fun and full of comedic potential

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lalonde-lesbian:

pochowek:

that blonde fucker from full metal alchemist? missing a leg and an arm? constantly next to this huge dude with an obscured face? junkrat

op i will grind ur bones into paste and sell it to ur local supermarket

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digitaldiscipline:

lesbinewren:

lesbinewren:

we should just start writing our text posts like youtubers

what’s up gamers? i’ve got a pretty awesome post for you today, i think you’re gonna like it a lot, let’s just get right into it, shall we?

i wanna die

alright, that’s all for today guys, please give me a like, leave a reblog and don’t forget to SMASH that follow button. i’ll see you in my next post!

thanks! i hate it.

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fuckyeah2000s:

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memyselfandmynonbinaryass:

I don’t think Winry gets enough credit as a genius. Like, automail would need her to understand engineering, robotics, anatomy, and particularly how nervous systems work, and she’s technically a surgeon. She was already a regular helper at Pinako’s shop when she was 11. At 15, she walked into a town full of top automail experts and impressed all but one of them with a rush-order arm she’d made. Then, she took over one person’s shop so thoroughly, her customers won’t even let someone else make the outer casings. On top of that, she read medical books as a child and not only understood them, but retained enough of it to successfully deliver a baby years later even though that had nothing to do with her preferred field. And she didn’t have any help from the Truth.


Winry might not be an alchemist, but she’s a medical and engineering genius and somebody needs to tell her that right now.

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