Silver Tongue

Jan 26

itsjackielee:

best part of salmon run :^)

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katy-l-wood:

Me: I need a library card, but I just moved so I don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it.

Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.

Me: Sure?

Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!

Me: …does it really work that way?

Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card!

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autter-pop:

I hate when people say “trying isn’t good enough”

So to all the people out there who’ve been told that, trying is good enough. To all the neurodivergent people, the chronically ill, the disabled, and everyone else: trying is good enough. As long as you are trying, it is good enough. Don’t let people tell you otherwise.

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homoforjojo:

I’ve never seen jojo and before i read the url I thought this was about WW1

wait a second it’s about jojo?

this is absloutely about jojo

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dimetrodone:

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dimetrodone:

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

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merqurycitymeltd0wn:

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ostolero:

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I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

you guys are killin me here

I dunno…

I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely.

Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

The person is pointing a gun at the product
Fix it

HOLY SHIT

in honor of the resident evil 2 remake coming out i think its time to dust off this post. just one last time.

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