Silver Tongue

Jan 26

AU where 173 only moves when not observed, but conservation of momentum is maintained

existentialterror:

Maintinence worker: blinks

SCP-173: is suddenly several yards closer, but is also falling over as though it’s instantly skidded to a halt

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pan-pizza:

pan-pizza:

Sad Virtual Boy Yoshi

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Time to pay the government

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vegannerdgirl:

marycp2011:

naamahdarling:

gothicprep:

botesregias:

kinkshamer69:

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible.

We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap.

I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest.

Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes.

If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday

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you know i see people call characters who definitely aren’t chaotic evil chaotic evil a lot. but you know who actually IS chaotic evil and everyone calls lawful evil? GLaDOS.

barzum-and-baizli:

barzum-and-baizli:

she SEEMS lawful evil if you take her at face value because she presents herself as emotionless and rational despite the fact she Definitely Is Not

this is not a lawful character

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jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

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can’t someone literally just pick this up and steal it

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what emotional toll? youre freeing it from the chains that jeff has on it

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m1ntyfox:

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I found this cute art drawn by Ian in the su art book and

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Apparently someone is a homestuck

yeah, its probably @ambercragg who is  character designer for steven universe who, based on past posts on twitter, i assumes fave troll is gamzee

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

bonmod:

fyeahcatradora:

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excuse me,,

two?

so it isn’t bait?

nice.

I await the fan revolt when it’s neither Catra or Adora.

Is it the two princesses that barely had any screen time at the end? They seemed to be more of an on-screen couple.

Oh man, it’ll absolutely be someone who has had barely any screentime. Bonus points if we don’t even know their name.

didnt the writers state that every character is LGBT unless stated otherwise?

(Source: fangcore, via adurot)

Jan 25

unclefather:

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trilllizard666:
“PATROLLED”

trilllizard666:

PATROLLED

(Source: catchymemes, via chefpyro)