Silver Tongue

Jan 25

topmeladies:

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Don’t call me out like this

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darkerpit:

clown-names:

clown-names:

fried-ferret:

clown-names:

fried-ferret:

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown

“now you’ve fucking done it the clown” never fails to slay me in one hit,

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kinesthetiachomoromanticore:

tilthat:

TIl that in 1379, a baby was born named “Diot Coke”

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this really changed my life

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loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

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ceravyni:

Fruits basket: A homeless schoolgirl reforms a bunch of furries.

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smythas:

rittie:

rittie:

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

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pancakeke:
“ birdantlers:
“Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
”
can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
”

pancakeke:

birdantlers:

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

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xxsmokbeastxx:

windycube:

in twilight, its very heavily implied that the length of the wolves’ fur is determined by the lenght/haircut that their human form has, so all the wolves chop off their hair when they turn to avoid looking like mops i guess

here’s a thought then: what if they intentionally get an uneven haircut? would their fur be uneven? what if they shave off a side of their hair. how would that translate to the wolf body, if we take into account that the scalp = the whole body. Would one of their legs just randomly be shaved? would it just be a random hairless patch instead? what if they had dreads. what if they had cornrows. stephanie if youre out there,

OK so i literally threw myself out of bed to do this after seeing this

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So you’re telling me,


 if they get half a shave


they get half-

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Half ass?

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istandonsnowpiles:

e-seal:

istandonsnowpiles:

You’ve heard about hot sauce now get ready for

COLD SAUCE

vaporub

Don’t eat that!

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