Silver Tongue

Jan 25

intpdreamer:

castingcomets:

There are 3 brands of character songs, any song you associate with a character will fit one or more of these categories:

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character

These are the facts

4. Exactly one lyric in the entire song fits, but it fits so well you’re going to keep the song anyways

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s3tok41b4:

turing-tested:

not saying steven universe doesnt havs its faults but i personally find comfort in the idea of a fantasy universe where abusers can change and acknowledge how they’ve hurt you. fiction has always been a form of escapism and while its perfectly fine and good to be critical of the media you consume i feel that a lot of people miss the integral part of steven universe in that it doesn’t play by our rules. its nice to envision and be a part of a world where violence can be met with love and kindness.

its nice to see media that handles being gritty and difficult topics with the right mix of positivity and love. you can yell all you want about how it doesnt make sense, how it wouldn’t go that way, how some things are unforgivable, but at the same time, sometimes escaping into a world where things do work out and hurt doesn’t have to keep happening is nice.

Some people have just, forgotten what fantasy is and is for.

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celticpyro:

trainthief:

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PARDON?!!??

Richard Van Lesbian

@butchpersephone

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trainerdelaney:

trainerdelaney:

teaboot:

teaboot:

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

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penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Lucretia had definitely had taako’s elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like they’re one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 years 

BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like ‘hmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like i’ve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks i’ve had them before he’ll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just… act… natural’ 

& long story short that’s why ‘hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie’

Lucretia, mentally: nailed it

Taako: haha the whole recipe is in my book!!

Lucretia: …

Lucretia: this pretense has been wholly unnecessary 

*later*

Lucretia: *leafing through a newly purchased copy of taako’s cookbook trying to commit to memory which of his recipes she can and cannot admit familiarity with* okay okay okay this is fine okay

*still later*

Lucretia, sweating: *pointing at recipe for a dish taako made almost every week on the starblaster* hey taako… this looks… good… could you make it??

Taako, drinking a milkshake, only half listening: do i look like i work for free

Magnus: why don’t you just make it yourself there’s instructions right there

Lucretia: um

Taako: the director’s a terrible cook

Lucretia, panicking: how do you… know that..

Taako: i can smell it on you

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terezis:

thinking about lucretia on this night lads. i don’t have anything new to say about her. i just think she’s neat

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tryforce:

Booty shorts that say “essential npc” across the ass

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neutralfightmilkhotel:

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

On new years eve here in New Zealand some people built a sandcastle island complete with a picnic table when the tide was out so that when the tide came back in they would have their own private island and therefor not be subject to the local liquor ban.

Good Job New Zealand

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you forgot the best part:

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