my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess
fucking losing it at the concept of a reverse Holmes and Watson like there’s this genius journalist who goes around solving crimes and writes about how he does it and then there’s his useless himbo assistant who does fuck all and just follows him around absolutely out of his mind on cocaine
