i cant believe i live in a world where a giant fat baby can shut down the government over a tantrum because he’s not getting what he wants
yep. this is america. nothing but a nightmarish circus show.
I can’t believe you don’t care about border security or human trafficking
uhhh actually what I care about is the fact that the president is putting a fuck ton of people out of work who are being held hostage with no pay
this man who promised mexico would fund the wall, now holding the government hostage to demand america funds it instead
I just got my food stamps 3 weeks early because of the shut down
That means I will NOT get my food stamps next month and I have to be really careful and ration my fucking food
Also a fucking wall is not going to stop those things from happening and you’re super ignorant if you think that’s all it’s going to take
human trafficking happens in our own godamn country where our own godamn children and citizens are being kidnapped and that aint got nothing to do with the border because no matter where you are people are sick fucks
and for you to say stupid shit like I ‘dont care’ about it just because I don’t like how the president is handling shit like a child who can’t get his way is just more willful ignorance to the fact that how he’s doing this is FUCKING WRONG
also, just throwing this out there, our national security is at even more risk than it was before 9/11 because of the shutdown considering TSA is a federal workforce and many have straight up stopped showing up since theyre not getting paid.
Trump is willing to put our country at risk, damage its own people, for a fucking wall that won’t even serve its intended purpose and only cost the country more and more money to maintain
money we don’t have because we’re in debt and because we don’t tax the 1%
also please, do tell me, if immigrants are the problem with all the violence happening
just how many of those increased numbers of mass shootings in America were done by an illegal immigrant, exactly…? cuz last time I checked this is kind of becoming a really serious issue in this country
Also, if people are trying to flee here, don’t you think that most of them uhhhh would want to avoid getting the attention of the law as much as possible? So why exactly would they be going around committing a ton of crimes again…????
simple answer is that racists are using scare tactics to turn people against immigrants and making up “statistics” to make themselves seem legit yet refusing to supply any legitimate proof.
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.
Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job
Jerry Seinfeld has been trash for forever.
What’s more?
Seinfeld is one of his icons. Of course he was, Seinfeld was synonymous with stand-up for the longest time. It only makes sense that he was an inspiration to John. They say that you should never meet your heroes. For John Mulaney, that rang true because he met his hero, and he trash-talked his wife as part of a Netflix special. That moment in the original post is not just the moment John’s spirit leaves his body, but the moment he had to lose some faith in his hero on camera.
I guess there’s a reason the term “never meet your heroes” exists.
BAD NEWS: none of us who create anything in any medium will ever as long as we live have a single better idea or even as good of an idea as what I’m about to show you
YA novel: what if you were sorted into an arbitrary category at birth and that defined your entire life and you were harshly punished for trying to break out of it
me in like 8th grade: wow this is really compelling and relatable for me. and theres no possible reason why
It’s almost like young adults relate to Young Adult literature! :p
it’s almost like it would be easier if your path in life was already set out for you and you didn’t have to worry about it
neither of these could be any further from the point of this post than they are
