Silver Tongue

Mar 16

evilvillain123456789:

dude shut the fuck up and look at my obelisk 

do you want a nalfeshnee? because this is how you get a nalfeshnee

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copywriteddad:

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yo the half life 2 cinematic mod was so fucking wack and everytime i think about it i laugh harder and harder

this looks so fucking bad people actually liked and recommended this

fallout 5 screenshot

male_07 what the FUCK did they do to you he looks like those fucked up pictures of jerma

grandpa fucked up

theres so much shit to unpack with CM but some of my other favorites are the vehicle levels being borderline unplayable with so much unnecessary extra bullshit including a fucking downed airliner

also lets not forget the most important thing of note which is they gave alyx a fully modeled cooch

this seems like its made by the kind of person who would unironically make “untumblerized” versions of characters

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sgt-morgan:

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maltese-death-kitty:

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bileshroom:

solitomatonic:

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

• get his ass
• thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)
• fat fuck friday
• shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam
• does man care

feel free to add your own

• calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

i want that twink obliterated

• calling everything sexy

SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!

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Anonymous asked: Old \ expired cyanide. The would be killers weren't very competent.

are you telling me that poison has an expiration date!?

manywinged:

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manywinged:

if we break up i’m taking back the powers i gave you

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paulsrockinpagoda:

mamoru:

a waffle house has closed.

fuck it just got real

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birlinterrupted:

American Conservatives: if you don’t go to a bar and drink green beer then the virus wins. Triggered much, libs?

British Conservatives: *literal supervillain monologue *

Holy FUCK

Katie is an ungodly vile cow but like unironically this is the official government stance

Gone off the deep end have they?

Katie is a grade A cunt and has always been off the deep end. It’s been this way since she was caught fucking a man in an open field who was not her husband.

For the first time in a long time the US government doesn’t have the worst stance on something.

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