Silver Tongue

Mar 16

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weedmum:
stygianzinogre:
crimson–peach:
weedmum:
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

(via aeritus)

i [23m] gave my girlfriend [21f] my discord password and she used it to hack into my account to change my theme from dark theme to light theme the new age of cyber crimes is here

toastyboobs:

(via moonpaw)

theothin:

prokopetz:
If all of the Metroid games are canon, Samus Aran has run into a cosmic evil force that tried to evolve into the ultimate planet-destroying weapon and ended up turning into a copy of her on multiple unrelated occasions.
samus: “if I had a nickel for every time a cosmic evil force hijacked part of my power suit and turned into a clone of me, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice”

is this including the time a mind controlling shapeshifting cosmic parasite that could infect the entire galaxy stole her look?

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[video]

gahdamnpunk:

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

honestly i feel like the only way for the US to get a decent healthcare and education system IS for the entire world to shame us for not having them already

(via newbarrk)

shinyopals:

Writing advice: don’t use adverbs ever or everything you do is terrible
Best selling author and scriptwriter Neil Gaiman:

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aeritus:

of course, if Jade is fav character, he gotta be fav kid (they swap sometimes, depend a lot on my mood)
I forgot how fun those are to made tbh

(via aeritus)