Silver Tongue

Jan 23

jitterbugjive:

jtbjsx:

jitterbugjive:

i cant believe i live in a world where a giant fat baby can shut down the government over a tantrum because he’s not getting what he wants 


yep. this is america. nothing but a nightmarish circus show.

I can’t believe you don’t care about border security or human trafficking 

uhhh actually what I care about is the fact that the president is putting a fuck ton of people out of work who are being held hostage with no pay

this man who promised mexico would fund the wall, now holding the government hostage to demand america funds it instead

I just got my food stamps 3 weeks early because of the shut down

That means I will NOT get my food stamps next month and I have to be really careful and ration my fucking food

Also a fucking wall is not going to stop those things from happening and you’re super ignorant if you think that’s all it’s going to take

human trafficking happens in our own godamn country where our own godamn children and citizens are being kidnapped and that aint got nothing to do with the border because no matter where you are people are sick fucks

and for you to say stupid shit like I ‘dont care’ about it just because I don’t like how the president is handling shit like a child who can’t get his way is just more willful ignorance to the fact that how he’s doing this is FUCKING WRONG

also, just throwing this out there, our national security is at even more risk than it was before 9/11 because of the shutdown considering TSA is a federal workforce and many have straight up stopped showing up since theyre not getting paid.

(via jitterbugjive)

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elwurd:

pancake-shmamcake:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

there should be a plague inc fandom

devolving a symptom that mutated on its own

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“there are no healthy people left on earth”

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when greenland closes their portsbefore you can infect them:
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(Source: generalthirstclub, via nofacednerd)

daily-betas:
“good salamander best daughter
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daily-betas:

good salamander best daughter

i feel like if anyone became a real life supervillain it would be brian david gilbert

aeritus:
“ I?M SORRY BUT IM SO GAY FOR THEM
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aeritus:

I?M SORRY BUT IM SO GAY FOR THEM


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loverlv:

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

(via thetimeisneveright)

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